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Portrayer: Candi Milo
Friends: Cow, Chicken, Flem, Earl

The Teacher is a character who is the teacher of Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl. She is voiced by Candi Milo.


The teacher is very loud and obnoxious. She shouts when she talks and often scolds at her students to shut their "pieholes" or "pork traps". Although she doesn't always seem real nice, the teacher has fallen in love with or was smitten by I.M. Weasel or I.R. Baboon. Her catchphrase is "Basically".


The teacher has a red beehive hair style with glasses (her eyes cannot be seen, though), an orange dress with yellow polka dots on it, and a pair of green high heels. Her skin tone is beige.


  • In "Bad Chicken", she is referred to as "Gramma" by Photocopy Chicken, which may mean she is very old considering the fact that she wears glasses.
  • Cow says she always had beautiful teeth.
  • She is loosely based on David Feiss' 4th grade teacher.[1]