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Ham Beings

The Ham Beings

The Ham Beings are a race of higher dimensional beings who take on the form of baked ham when in the presence of mortals, as ordinary beings cannot comprehend their true forms (or their true flavors). They are willing share their near-infinite knowledge with any who are able to make it to their dimension, but if said visitors are wearing something ridiculous and out of fashion, they will proceed to mock them and leave them high and dry. They appeared in the I Am Weasel episode, Magnificent Motorbikini.


  • A Ham Being later appeared in The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode, The Incredible Shrinking Mandy as one of three giant beings who were growing infinitely in the Realm of the Infinite.